ugh

i drove my sister to the dentist and when she was getting back in the car she hit the car parked next to me and to be fair i did a shit park job but i was like ah and it made a baby dent so i didnt leave a note and left because im a piece of shit 

So grunge
People would make gifs of this if people did that for me

eyeliner just isnt for me

eyeliner just isnt for me

this is probably the best picture of me and my sister

this is probably the best picture of me and my sister

my sisters put on a thanksgiving olympics and i won and turkey and now they put on an easter games and i won the gold egg wow i am good at beating my family at stuff 

becomes so invested in other peoples problems as a coping mechanism to ignore my own problems

someone please call the police on me

someone please call the police on me

truthabouthow:

richee singing the taco bell blues on the staircase

what god intended house shows to be

im inspired 

Getting a job and loosing weight at the same time??? How did this even happen to me they go hand and hand I’m going to be buff again maybe